Quote #14069
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #15944
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by...
Quote #26017
The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy,...
Quote #8637
If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
Quote #21459
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #13043
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Quote #15886
Science can be introduced to children well or poorly. If poorly, children can be...
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...