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We have two ears and one mouth so we may listen more and talk...
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
Quote #23452
Dum loquimur invida aetas fugerit. (While we talk, hostile time flies away)
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act We...
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The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
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The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.