Quote #19810
The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is...
Quote #4125
Only the educated are free.
Quote #2637
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #26455
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
Quote #19952
I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #27635
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...