Quote #25526
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Quote #11030
Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.
Quote #26021
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive easy to govern, but...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #14074
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #6079
Quotation … A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because...
Quote #11794
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
Quote #10561
The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy...