Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #22420
There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any...
Quote #27891
Some things arrive on their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #3573
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
Quote #65
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quote #28855
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
Quote #1830
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #3063
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
Quote #7847
Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I...