Quote #15435
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #9206
Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable...
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #29124
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #29430
‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #24403
A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a...
Quote #2170
The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...