Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #9786
Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 247, beaming...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #33040
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #14278
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
Quote #20202
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
Quote #690
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #19589
The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there...
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...