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One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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The only atheism is the denial of truth.
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For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do...
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...