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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...
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Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
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The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but...
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There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
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Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of...
Quote #19221
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.