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A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
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A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with...
Quote #16146
A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
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What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #26893
You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
Quote #5887
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #13610
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
Quote #13598
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...