Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #22995
We win half the battle when we make up our minds to take the...
Quote #27583
For long you live and high you fly, For smiles you give and tears...
Quote #31165
I’ve come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying...
Quote #14687
It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide...
Quote #31278
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #34762
There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
Quote #30824
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
Quote #15317
Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement.