Quote #29665
Christ will remain a priest and king though He was never consecrated by any...
Quote #5503
Look twice before you leap.
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #6741
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1021
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #20281
The good and the wise lead quiet lives.
Quote #19514
Accidents, try to change them-it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.