Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Pain nourishes courage. You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen...
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It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery...
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There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can...
Quote #21946
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #24386
Perhaps nobody ever accomplishes all that he feels lies in him to do but...
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #24506
Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
Quote #24117
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...