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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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Any man who has had the job I’ve had and didn’t have a sense...
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Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and...
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Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for...
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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
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If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...