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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it...
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It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
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I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
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I am convinced that there are universal currents of Divine Thought vibrating the ether...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...