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When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.