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There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
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I like to think of my best moment on the job as quiet victories....
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Quote #19284
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #19479
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #11632
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.