Quote #23084
To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
Quote #21729
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #3851
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
Quote #28827
Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to ‘jump at de sun.’ We might...
Quote #22696
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #9474
A family is a family not because of gender but because of values, like...
Quote #3161
As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
Quote #10621
I grow more intense as I age.
Quote #2603
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.