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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...
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May you live all the days of your life.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we’re not wise enough...
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
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The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t...
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
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History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken.
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Ain?t no mountain that I can?t climb, baby