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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #24479
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
Quote #10083
The two important things I did learn were that you are as powerful and...
Quote #3245
…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
Quote #4422
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #21292
It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #14284
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.