Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11048
Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the...
Quote #17605
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Quote #9117
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Quote #23643
A great mind becomes a great fortune.
Quote #13465
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
Quote #11163
A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing.
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...