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The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive...
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The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he...
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I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
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One friend in a lifetime is much two are many three are hardly possible.
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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in...