Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #5672
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully...
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #22822
Works of imagination should be written in very plain language the more purely imaginative...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #2035
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die...
Quote #18287
Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can...
Quote #31052
The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.