Quote #5410
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
Quote #11693
A human being is an animal suspended in webs of significance which he himself...
Quote #12552
Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. (Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #16168
We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are...
Quote #31416
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
Quote #6663
We hate the very idea that our own ideas may be mistaken, so we...
Quote #29567
You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...