Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #238
Turn on, tune in and drop out.
Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #16722
One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Quote #27970
In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after...
Quote #15860
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a...
Quote #16922
A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Quote #24519
They can expect nothing but their labour for their pains.