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When men take up arms to set other men free, there is something sacred...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and...
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It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes it takes more grit and...
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for...
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I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t...
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It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to...