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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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Innately, children seem to have little true realistic anxiety. They will run along the...
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The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.
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Knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do.
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Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it write something to...
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...