Quote #14262
Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #14157
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who...
Quote #27440
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw...
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Quote #4886
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.