Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #32408
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
Quote #18196
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #14192
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
Quote #2152
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #157
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Quote #17006
A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #2730
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...