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The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you...
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and...
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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I married beneath me – all women do.
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.