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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
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We stare into the fire of life, the flame of the soul, Yet we...
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
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Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
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Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here