Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #5003
No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he...
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #4783
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Quote #19748
Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #915
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #6844
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...