Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #17600
After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #30541
Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to...
Quote #28435
If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
Quote #12947
When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of (his) faith. So let him...
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #30155
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem...
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
Quote #4052
Do not let the body be dragged along by mind nor the mind be...