Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #12569
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
Quote #23443
Patience makes lighter What sorrow may not heal.
Quote #3655
The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only...
Quote #9784
For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.
Quote #13298
We want God to come and save us. But he won?t. God doesn?t stop...