Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
Quote #19185
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
Quote #6396
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
Quote #11395
Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #9928
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land,...
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #12006
There is a wide world out there, my friend, full of pain, but filled...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.