Quote #25693
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #31468
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
Quote #14179
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Quote #14571
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #274
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #26636
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
Quote #8312
Hell is other people.
Quote #2292
People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on...
Quote #21075
The only thing you take with you when you’re gone is what you leave...