Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #29266
Sutton lost 13 games in a row without winning a ballgame.
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #33220
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #30278
The Great Spirit, when He made earth, never intended that it should be made...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #11149
A clear conscience is a good pillow.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #19273
To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a...