Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
Quote #11921
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #25062
Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...
Quote #34174
Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #32471
Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen...
Quote #4144
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...