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There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea; by...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #15493
We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
Quote #7402
Pleasure and love are the pinions of great deeds.
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Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”