Quote #25215
The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #4745
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
Quote #30407
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
Quote #4759
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11609
There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people.
Quote #26276
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also...
Quote #13208
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
Quote #10768
Minds are like parachutes…they only function when they are open.
Quote #18227
I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly...