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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I do not want to die… until I have faithfully made the most of...
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
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The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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I will wear my heart upon my sleeveFor daws to peck at.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.