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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Whom did it benefit.
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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary...
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no...
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Father, we thank you, especially for letting me fly this flight … for the...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
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My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed...