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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Spring is a true reconstructionist.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From...
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Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
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Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must...