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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
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Turn on, tune in and drop out.
Quote #30317
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
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Education a debt due from present to future generations.
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Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Quote #30984
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.