Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #24513
There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the...
Quote #4472
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #1901
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #17795
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Quote #31692
Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
Quote #10396
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
Quote #21867
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.