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The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #31004
But respect yourself most of all.
Quote #15839
Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too...
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
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Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the...
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Quote #6253
Living well is the best revenge.