Quote #15424
I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #10992
Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that...
Quote #5244
And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats, None knew so well as I:...
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #18818
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #1334
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.