Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Age iswisdom, if one has lived one’s life properly.
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There’s always something to suggest that you’ll never be who you wanted to be....
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none. Recognizing our limitations...
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Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness–great wealth, great return,...
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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.