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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #30732
Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
Quote #28481
What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Quote #32245
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are...
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #22415
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Quote #12462
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Quote #33525
The hatred you’re carrying is a live coal in your heart – far more...
Quote #17718
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...