Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #26786
It’s not the situation… It’s your reaction to the situation.
Quote #28607
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
Quote #8706
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Quote #34125
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #26708
There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
Quote #15632
Every man who observes vigilantly, and resolves steadfastly, grows unconsciously into genius.
Quote #27399
I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or...
Quote #31452
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...